During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
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