And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
Randomize
