Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
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I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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