Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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