The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Randomize
