So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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