Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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