You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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