doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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