would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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