windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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