I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
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