i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
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