So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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