she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Terrible idea I love it
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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