I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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