did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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