Non-Jews are for practice
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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