I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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