Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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