Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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