I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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