I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
Randomize
