I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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