oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
third nipple confirmed
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
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