Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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