Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
that may or may not have been my penis.
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