Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
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