She is in my trunk
Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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