that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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