Eric just called. Says he's trapped in a cul de sac because the road disappeared. Wants me to tell him what street has the bushes that whisper sweet nothings into you ear and the wobbling purple pokemon. Oh, and a "bigger and better" penis is growing out of his belly button. He took shrooms by the way.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
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