The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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