i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
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