she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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