Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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