it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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