So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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