It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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