Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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