the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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