You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
It's shark week go big or go home
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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