i barfeds in our rink
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
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