it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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