quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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