i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
Randomize
