if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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