Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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