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That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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