Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
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