Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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