My sheets look like a crime scene.
I will die if light touches me.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Randomize
